Favorite Movie Quotes

Okay I'll admit they aren't my favorite but they were the first to come to mind (and yes I know I forgot a million great ones). On that same note, these aren't in any particular order either, just in the order I thought of them. These are all from many of my family's favorite movies though we have so many more favorites that aren't reflected in this list. Unfortunately there are so many great conversations in movies that I can't quite get into this post either. You'd actually have to watch the movies to get the humor of most of these but I think that is an excellent excuse. :) I hope you enjoy these quotes as much as I do and maybe they'll leave you like they left me, desperately wanting to re-watch the movies they come from. :)

1. "Life is pain, highness, anyone who tells you different is selling something."- The Princess Bride
2. "Inconceivable!"- The Princess Bride
3. "Your vote of confidence is overwhelming."- The Princess Bride
4. "I don't think that word means what you think it means."- The Princess Bride
5. "Is this a kissing book?"- The Princess Bride
6. "You rush a miracle man, you get bad miracles."- The Princess Bride
7. "Anyone want a peanut?"- The Princess Bride
8. "I'm not left-handed either."- The Princess Bride
9. "Get used to disappointment."- The Princess Bride
10. "Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist."- The Princess Bride
11. "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. Though after what you just said I am not sure I even want to be that anymore."- Princess Bride
12. "Have fun storming the castle!" "Think it will work?" "It will take a miracle."- Princess Bride
13. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed me father, prepare to die."- The Princess Bride
14. "As you wish."- The Princess Bride
15. "My way's not very sportsman-like."- The Princess Bride
16. Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam..."- The Princess Bride
17. "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen."- The Princess Bride
18. "There's not a lot of money in revenge."- The Princess Bride
19. "It is a far, far wetter place I go to."- Ghost Train
20. "Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle."- Ghost Train
21. "That was his other leg."- Ghost Train
22. "That's right."- Ghost Train
23. "Confidentially, you're a bit of a stinker yourself."- The Lady Vanishes
24. "And I'm not intoxicated... yet!"- McLintock!
25. "Mark my words Marilla, that's the kind of girl that put strychnine in the well."- Anne of Green Gables
26. "Listen to me if you want to know about the events of the day."- Life with Father
27. "They can't keep me out of heaven on a technicality!"- Life with Father
28. "Madam, I am the character of my home."- Life with Father
29. "SHE was the Methodist."- Life with Father
30. "If there is one thing the church should leave alone it is a man't soul."- Life with Father
31. "That's not fair, when I talk about my relatives, I criticize them."- Life with Father
32. "I'll try to be a good little light bulb."- The Major and the Minor
33. "It's never been a particular ambition of mine."- The Major and the Minor
34. "What is food?" "Something you eat silly."- My Man Godfrey
35. "Money, money, money, the Frankenstein monster that destroys men's souls."- My Man Godfrey
36. "Why don't you stop imitating a gorilla and start imitating a man?"- My Man Godfrey
37. "What would you do with a brain if you had one?"- Wizard of Oz
38. "Not 'round, here."- Seven Brides for Seven Bothers
39. "There were no F names in the bible so Ma named him Frankincense cause he smelled so sweet."- Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
40. "Dignity, always dignity."- Singing in the Rain
41. "And I can't stand him."- Singing in the Rain
42. "She's so refined. I think I'll kill myself."- Singing in the Rain
43. "Well of course we talk. Don't everybody?"- Singing in the Rain
44. "What do they think I am, dumb or something?"- Singing in the Rain
45. "I make more money than- than- than Calvin Coolige! Put together!"- Singing in the Rain
46. "People? I ain't people. I am a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firmament. It says so, right there."- Singing in the Rain
47. "I was calling him Don before you were born! I mean..."- Sining in the Rain
48. "Haven't you heard? She's irresistible. She told me so herself."- Singing in the Rain
49. "Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all."
50. "Why if it isn't Ethyl Barrymore."- Singing in the Rain
51. "Lina, you're a beautiful woman. Audiences think you've got a voice to match. The studio's gotta keep their stars from looking ridiculous at any cost. " "Nobody's got that much money." - Singing in the Rain
52. "I can't understand it. This car hasn't given me a lick of trouble in nearly six hours."- Singing in the Rain
53. "But if you are naughty and idle, you shall sleep in the back kitchen amongst the black beetles, and be wolloped by Mrs. Pearce with a broomstick. "- My Fair Lady
54. "It's the new small talk. You do it so awfully well."- My Fair Lady
55. "Poor Eliza! How simply frightful! How humiliating! How delightful!"- My Fair Lady
56. "Why can't a woman be more like a man?"- My Fair Lady
57. "I washed my face and hands before I come I did."- My Fair Lady
58. "The French don't care what they do actually as long as they pronounce it properly."- My Fair Lady
59. "There even are places where English completely disappears; in America they haven't used it for years."- My Fair Lady
60. "Would I run off and never tell me where I am going?"- My Fair Lady
61. "Ah, I hate him."- On Moonlight Bay
62. "Wesley, be friendly!"- On Moonlight Bay
63. "Marjorie's old petticoat. You've got me in Marjorie's old petticoat."- On Moonlight Bay
64. "It must be tough being a girl."- On Moonlight Bay
65. "If he had been the first there never would have been a second."- By the Light of the Silvery Moon
66. "At this moment I have no great love for them myself."- By the Light of the Silvery Moon
67. "Do you know what that wall reminds me of? This wall over here."- Abbot and Costello
68. "Now who would do a mean thing like that?"- Charade
69. "He doesn't look that bad."- Charade
70. "Get ready for the story of my life." "Fiction or non-fiction."- Charade
71. "Naturally."- Charade
72. "Do women find it feminine to be so illogical or can't they help it."- Charade
73. "Did Bigfoot take it?"- National Treasure
74. "Yeah... the aliens helped them."- National Treasure
75. "I see why you left him."- National Treasure
76. "Do you know what the preservation room is for?" "Delicious jams and jellies?"
77. "Our evil plan is working."- National Treasure
78. "And that's where we lost the Department of Homeland Security."- National Treasure
79. "They're like early American X-ray specs."- National Treasure
80. "Oh look. My tax dollars at work, coming to arrest me."- National Treasure 2
81. "The last time I checked we made our living off of crazy."- National Treasure 2
82. "Maybe one day I'll wear this [his suit] to a party I'm actually invited to."- National Treasure 2
83. "The president's a tattle tale."- National Treasure 2
84. "Get it, got it, good."- Court Jester
85. "I made a fool of myself."- Court Jester
86. "The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true."- Court Jester.
87. "If it pleases you so much, you marry Griswold."- Court Jester
88. "What took her so long?" "Stutters."- Court Jester
89. "I noticed."- The God's Must be Crazy
90. "Do the noises in my head bother you?"- The God's Must be Crazy
91. "Yes, you are a very interesting psychological phenomenon, and I think you are very sweet."- The God's Must be Crazy
92. "I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I'm used to it. Guys I want a castle."- Tangled
93. "They just can't get my nose right."- Tangled
94. "I didn't want to have to do this but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder."- Tangled
95. "You broke my smolder."- Tangled
96. "This is the story of how I died."- Tangled
97. "That's the funny thing about birthdays. They're kind of an annual thing."- Tangled
98. "You know how I hate the mumbling."- Tangled
99. "Well I hope you're here to apologize."- Tangled
100. "Well, a fake reputation is all a man has."- Tangled
101. "IncrediBoy?"- Incredibles
102. "That was the best vacation ever! I love our family."- Incredibles
103. "Hey, we're super heroes. What could happen?"- Incredibles
104. "We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead."- Incredibles
105. "You know I wish my parents had played Mozart when I was a baby cause half the time I don't know what anyone's talking about."- Incredibles
106. "Lame, lame, lame, lame lame!"- Incredibles
107. "No capes."- Incredibles
108. "Greater good? I am your wife. I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get."- Incredibles
109. "...And guest."- Incredibles
110. "We act normal mom, I want to be normal. The only normal one is Jack-Jack and he isn't even toilet trained."- Incredibles
111. "You need to be more... flexible."- Incredibles
112. "And machine washable darling. That's a new feature."- Incredibles
113. "And call me when you get back darling. I enjoy your visits."- Incredibles
114. "Good thing too. You were this close to loosing your jo...."- Increidlbes
115. "Are we there yet?" "We get there when we get there."- Incredibles
116. "I know, I know... freeze!"- Incredibles
117. "You're letting him go again? He's guilty! You can see it in his smug little face. Guilty! Guilty I say! Guilty!"- Incredibles
118. "Round up the usual suspects."- Casablanca
119. "You despise me don't you?" "If I gave you any thought I probably would."- Casablanca
120. "I am shocked! Shocked I say to hear that gambling is going on here!" "Your winnings sir."- Casablanca
121. "Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."- Casablanca
122. "Of all the gin joints in all the world, she walked into mine."- Casablanca
123. "And they used Bon Ami!"- Ghost and Mr. Chicken
124. "That's right karate... made my whole body a weapon."- Ghost and Mr. Chicken
125. "Calm? Do murder and calm go together? Calm and murder? Murder?"- Ghost and Mr. Chicken
126. "It was terrible, just terrible. I'll never get over it as long as I live."- Ghost and Mr. Chicken
127. "Atta boy Luther."- Ghost and Mr. Chicken
128. "I want your opinion, your honest opinion."- Shop Around the Corner
129. "Too much."- Shop Around the Corner
130. "I'm H2O intolerant."- Finding Nemo
131. "I suffer from short term memory loss."- Finding Nemo
132. "Wow! I wish I could speak whale."- Finding Nemo
133. "P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney."- Finding Nemo
134. "I'm obnoxious."- Finding Nemo
135. "The water is half empty!" "Really? I'd say it's half full."- Finding Nemo
136. "Squirrel!"- Up!
137. "You don't talk much... I like you."- Up!
138. "I ripped it out of a library book."- Up!
139. "South America. It's like America, but south."- Up!
140. "I am most seriously displeased."- Pride and Prejudice (1995)
141. "She's tolerable I suppose but not handsome enough to please me."- Pride and Prejudice (1995)
142. "It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following no orders, not knowing what they do not caring." "You mean like Democrats?"- Ghost Breakers
143. "It still only counts as one!"- Return of the King
144. "We're not in decent places."- Return of the King
145. "I am no man."- Return of the King
146. "Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"- Return of the King
147. "There's plenty for the both of us. May the best dwarf win."- Return of the King
148. "I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf." "What about side by side with a friend?" "Aye, I could do that."- Return of the King
149. "I don't know half as you as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."- Fellowship of the Ring
150. "They come in pints?" "I'm getting one."- Fellowship of the Ring
151. "Your late." "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."- Fellowship of the Ring
152. Please don't turn me into anything... unnatural."- Fellowship of the Ring
153. "He was twitching."- Two Towers
154. "Don't tell the elf."- Two Towers
155. Pot-tay-toes. Boil em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew... Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Even you couldn't say no to that." "Oh yes we could."- Two Towers
156. "Don't follow the lights."- Two Towers
157. "This new Gandalf is more grumpy than the old one."- Two Towers
158. "Look's like meat is back on the menu boys."- Two Towers
159. "She stinks."- You Can't Take it with You
160. "Mr. Biddle's on a chocolate cake diet." "I beg your pardon?" "He says its the perfect food containing every essential element."- The Happiest Millionaire
161. "Now I am the master." "Only a master of evil Darth."- New Hope

If you don't see your favorite quote here comment on this post with it. :)



Lois Johnson, avid writer, tea drinker, and reader but first and foremost, avid Christian.